WOW ...its been a while!

hi guysssss... 

whats up?! have I missed much? 

I was just giving the website a spring clean & I remembered that i had forgotten all about the blog option here. Ironic huh! 

wow, so yeah its been 2 years since i last blogged about the shop, my life, things i hate... do people still blog? can people still read? or do they just mindlessly look at selfies on instagram these days and send voice clips on whats app? who knows... who cares, i just fancy getting back into writing again... 

Damn, so much has happened in 2 years! I now have 3 tattoo artists, Zannies still here smashing out tip top tattoos like a well oiled machine. Sakura joined in 2016 & Ashleigh joined earlier this year, its difficult to decided which one is the craziest on any given day, but they are both special in their own little ways and never fail to blow my mind. 

Im now a qualified Permanent Make Up Artist, i picked up the machines in 2016, went & done a ridiculously expensive course and now have a healthy income tattooing eyebrows on, who knew! definitely wasn't on the list of career options when i was doing my GCSE's... 

Then, finally this week i have announced our newest babe to the C13 fold, a fully qualified & registered nurse no less! imagine...  just imagine the possibilities. Veronica will be starting in September and will be doing all things Botox & Lips - form an orderly que, right behind me! 

so yeah, my little empire has grown, and ive pretty much stacked it to the rafters with all the fun things i like and lots of vagina...  

i've got so much i want to write about, my creative writing juices are flowing like the amazon, butttt... i'm gonna break it down into bit size pieces for ya'll. Analysts now say the attention span of the average millennial is 7 seconds, and we have exactly 2 seconds to grab the attention of the average human scrolling their social media, thats sightly longer than a goldfish, so if i still have your attention then I salute you, you have evolved past the goldfish era.

The next blog is probably going to be all about booze & parties, something i'm quite the expert on!

Peace

LBC13 xx